Funniest review of a club I've ever seen

"Seriously, this place is soo hot right now. And by hot I mean that if you took the hotness of PM added a dash of Suite 16 heat, then multiplied that by Marquee's hot factor you would equal half of Hiro's hotness. Scorching. Try the gin and tonics."

Parenting 101

Father pushing a stroller on 6 train platform to 6-year-old kid, who has sort of run off ahead of him:
"Get back here or I'll punch you in the face!"

Now that's a shining example of the parent I hope to become one day.

Dancing with the Has-Beens

Oh Tucker Carlson, what have you become?

Just because you didn't graduate college doesn't mean you have to go from hosting CNN's Crossfire to dancing next to:



Mario Lopez (still reeling from cheating on Ali Landry at his bachelor party. oooh so close, Slater) and...

"Joe" Lawrence. By the way, "Joe" you aren't fooling anyone with your shaved head and shortened name. You'll always be the idiot brother. And you know it, too. Why else would you capitalize on it 10 years later in an "Ice Breakers" commercial with the Duff sisters? ExACTly.


But...C'MON, Tucker!! You didn't have a popular TV show in the early '90s! You HAVE two popular shows - right now!! On two different networks! Is it that bad to be known for wearing colorful bowties or delivering hard-hitting news? Does being a libertarian not pay that much? Or did you just get the dancin' bug?

I am glad you got voted off in the 1st Round. Now you can get back to being a "still-is" instead of having to share the bill with a bunch of "has-beens."