The second result was for some girl at Mount Union College, which is honestly too close for comfort.

The THIRD, however, was my entry (seriously, I wrote this entire thing) into the Creative Media Awards for the Lamisil AT "Step Up" program. Take a look at this - please excuse the terrible format. For some reason, none of the proper punctuation was translated:
http://www.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fa=cmaSub.user_viewEntry&aid=1101
We should've won, right? Without even looking at the other entries, you know we should've won. Lamisil AT's name is synonymous with one of the leading sportnews journals, for goodness sake. How is the not the most creative and fantastic branding venture an over-the-counter antifungal medication could ever hope to achieve??
And then there are about 16 entries for some chick with my name who's a fantastic runner.
And that's all.
 
 
