Rather Spend $20 on Cheese than an Eyebrow Wax

If given the choice, I would spend $20 on fine cheese instead of an eyebrow wax. Give me a nutty, crunchy, slightly bitter, creamy, brittle, crumbly, caramel-colored wedge of 3+ year-aged Gouda (or Gouda-like) and I will eat it happily while my eyebrows grow to 1990's-era lengths.

Pair it with some Zabar's Provencal Olive Rosemary crisps and I'm in heaven.

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