Master Cleanse: Day 6.5 and Night 7

Folks, today (which was really yesterday, the 12th), I am nearing the end, and I can't be more excited. I made chicken broth from scratch last night that is currently chilling. Once it's done, I'll scoop the fat (which has become solidified) from the top and serve... to myself.

Today marks the last time I need to choke down the lemon drink for a long time. Yay! Every sip brings me closer to the finish line. I brought 3 servings of drink into work today because I'm getting my hair highlighted and cut tonight and can't risk what happened last Friday (dehydration). I'm so so so so sick of the drink, and it was made worse by the fact that we had a surprise birthday cake (chocolate mousse cheesecake from JUNIOR'S, my fave) for two girls on my team today. I had my bottle of lemon drink, of course! Almost as good as cake.

Forgot to mention that while making the chicken broth, I sipped on some laxative tea. Unforch, I sipped a little toooo late because my stomach began a rumblin' around 9am... and 10am... and so on and so on. The lax tea is so much stronger than the salt water enema, hurting my bowels a bit in the process. And what comes out is so alien. REALLY?! Really.

Hair looks awesome, no photos as of now. Was undercharged at the salon, then recharged and made the salon explain to the senior stylist that I didn't undertip her, but I based her tip off the amount I was charged initially. Don't want her to think I'm a douche, ya know?

Got home around 9:30 and bought some carrots and onions to sautee for tomorrow's "feast." My first food! It smelled glorious. Watched some 30 Rock episodes on Hulu, then went to bed. Oh, drank more lax tea, but earlier this time. Hopefully will get it out before work. Fingers crossed.

SO CLOSE!