Master Cleanse: Night 3

Big breakthrough tonight! I headed to the grocery store after work b/c I'm out of lemons and syrup. Normally I do what you're not supposed to do: go to the grocery store hungry. Without a list. Would just wander the aisles aimlessly... oh, that looks good. I could do something with that. Then a week later, it goes bad. Story of my life? No, just my food.

But tonight, I walked into the Key Food at 31st St and Ditmars Blvd in Astoria, marched right to the lemons, assessed whether to get one bag or two (two) and whether to buy the 12 oz Grade B organic maple syrup for $8.49 or the 32 oz for $19.99 (32 oz for $19.99 - better unit price, WHAT!). Then, I marched (MARCHED) to the self checkout area, paid for my fruit and syrup and walked (not marched, I was a little tired) home. Didn't buy anything else, although the Light Laughing Cow wedges look delish.

When I get home, I'm SO HUNGRY, but I just can't stop from checking Gawker and double-check that my Thursday night shows are recording (don't watch anything in real-time. it's for suckers.) and lay on my bed for a few minutes. A few minutes turns into like 10 minutes. Whatever. Shows are recording. I gets to juicin'. I still can't get the conversions down in my head and have to consult the paper, which I don't trust, so then I Google it. Whatever. Just mix all the shit together and throw it down the gullet.

I'm totally taking laxative tea tonight b/c I was NOT a fan of the lack of movement in the bowel-ular region this morning. However, I am going to regret this tomorrow morning. You heard it here first!

Back to The Office. Already watched Ugly Betty. Wish there was more Amanda on it - she's why I watch. 30 Rock is next. Sometimes I love Tina Fey so much it hurts.